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Hey, who feels like being super creeped out this morning?

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Me, Jennie Church-Cooper, Jean Dujardin, and Erin Gibson, after shooting a video at Funny or Die on Sunday.
YES, I SAID JEAN DUJARDIN. STAR OF THE “OSS 117” MOVIES AND “THE ARTIST,” OSCAR NOMINEE, AND ALL-AROUND HANDSOME FRENCH MAN.
While you were watching the Super Bowl and The Voice … well, I was also watching those things. But then immediately after, I was getting my hand kissed and my face touched by Jean Dujardin. Suck it, Internet.
Big thank you to Alex Fernie, for writing/directing/inviting me to be in the video and also for taking this photo.
Man, I need a haircut.

Me, Jennie Church-Cooper, Jean Dujardin, and Erin Gibson, after shooting a video at Funny or Die on Sunday.

YES, I SAID JEAN DUJARDIN. STAR OF THE “OSS 117” MOVIES AND “THE ARTIST,” OSCAR NOMINEE, AND ALL-AROUND HANDSOME FRENCH MAN.

While you were watching the Super Bowl and The Voice … well, I was also watching those things. But then immediately after, I was getting my hand kissed and my face touched by Jean Dujardin. Suck it, Internet.

Big thank you to Alex Fernie, for writing/directing/inviting me to be in the video and also for taking this photo.

Man, I need a haircut.

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chriskelly:

Yelle - Comme Un Enfant (Freaks Remix)

Wanna smile real, real big?

This video is incredible. And Nathan Barnatt is crazy talented.

The whole thing is great, but gets especially impressive at 1:55.

This video is magical. Nathan is great.

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Being Alive

Oh no, is everyone looking at me?

What if no one ever looks at me?

They also think my hair looks weird today. Why does my hair look so weird today?

Do I wipe enough when I go to the bathroom? What if I wipe too much?

Does everyone know I just pooped?

I want gummy bears. I don’t feel like getting gummy bears.

What is going on with my mouth? Is my mouth like other people’s mouths?

I have so much I want to do! But I’m pretty tired.

Should I decorate my desk?

What if I just laid down under my desk? What would happen?

Is 3pm yet? No, it’s 11:46am.

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Gorilla gorilla

decaport:

Gorilla gorilla was walking to Juliet’s house. She gave him a graham
cracker. And they played ice cream!

Then they walked to Bella’s house and ate graham crackers and played
ice cream together.

Juju was pink ice cream, Gorilla Gorilla was white ice cream and Bella
was green ice cream and June was the person!

My boss started a Tumblr for his three-year-old (four-year-old?) daughter’s stories and I think it’s great.

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cocktailscast:

Ep. 31 - Teen Girl Tribunal

Diana and Katai have Pok Pok Gin Rickeys and discuss the Mayans, teen girls, and more. Also, Katai laughs until she cries as Diana tells the story of how she shit her pants SEVEN TIMES on Christmas.

It’s my return to editing the podcast. Huge thanks to Diana for having taken over editing duties the last five episodes. And for shitting her pants seven times and then telling the world about it.

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Toilet store. (Taken with instagram)

Toilet store. (Taken with instagram)

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Gone Out of Business (Taken with instagram)

Gone Out of Business (Taken with instagram)

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As opposed to outie (Taken with instagram)

As opposed to outie (Taken with instagram)

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Not so new anymore (Taken with instagram)

Not so new anymore (Taken with instagram)