February 2012
3 posts
Cynthia: The Mannequin Who Became a Superstar →
Hey, who feels like being super creeped out this morning?
January 2012
8 posts
Being Alive
Oh no, is everyone looking at me?
What if no one ever looks at me?
They also think my hair looks weird today. Why does my hair look so weird today?
Do I wipe enough when I go to the bathroom? What if I wipe too much?
Does everyone know I just pooped?
I want gummy bears. I don’t feel like getting gummy bears.
What is going on with my mouth? Is my mouth like other people’s mouths?
...
Gorilla gorilla
decaport:
Gorilla gorilla was walking to Juliet’s house. She gave him a graham cracker. And they played ice cream!
Then they walked to Bella’s house and ate graham crackers and played ice cream together.
Juju was pink ice cream, Gorilla Gorilla was white ice cream and Bella was green ice cream and June was the person!
My boss started a Tumblr for his three-year-old (four-year-old?)...
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December 2011
7 posts
“Me and my ex-girlfriend…… Those were the good ol days… until I effed it all up...”
– imfreeinfinity (via maryjbligevideocomments)
This is happening.
Verizon Scraps $2 "Convenience Fee" →
Meanwhile, Novadebt, the New Jersey debt consolidation company I’ve been making monthly payments to for the last five years, continues to charge me $5.
Teens React to Rick Perry's Anti-Gay Commercial →
“They’re all, like, ‘I’m a politician’ and you’re all like ‘Ewwwwwww.’”
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Sister
Taylor: Put your face in my hand.
Me: What?
Taylor: Put your face in my hand.
Me: What?
Taylor: Put your face in my hand.
(I put my hand in her hand. She holds it and shakes it and says to me in a very deliberate manner.)
Taylor: Tony. C.
Me: WHAT?
(She laughs uncontrollably and does not explain the meaning of what just took place.)
November 2011
12 posts
Real thing that just happened in a meeting at work
Jeff: I hate the praying mantis. They freak me out.
Michael: Why? Because of Buffy?
Me: Season one, episode four. Xander gets attacked by a praying mantis teacher.
October 2011
3 posts
“I know you’re a damned Irony Olympian, and you think it makes you seem smart. ...”
– DC Pierson in a rant about book reading. I don’t know what made him mad, but I’m glad it did.
“Non-Smartphone owners:
You are Neanderthal garbage. Perhaps you can sell...”
– Mark Lisanti, “LQ EasyTechGuide: Should You Upgrade to the iPhone 4S?”
I’m finally trading in my 2006 Samsung flip phone for an iPhone 4S. Thanks, Mom!
September 2011
8 posts
Sometimes Dad Really Likes Something and Then...
8:33pm: Ya know, Linds, this “Lie to Me” is even better than I thought. The writing, the edgy quality, the dynamic between Tim Roth and his daughter. The gorgeou
8:33pm: s Latina, his protege, and their dynamic. His total disinterest in her beauty rather than her potential, and the way she is unaffected by her obvious outwa
8:34pm: rd appearance. Tim’s checkered past. Casting a...
Booooo! We forgot that Tumblr can only play mp3's... →
cocktailscast:
So instead of listening to Episode 25 through Tumblr, why not click the link above and go to iTunes for your listening pleasure?
Thank you. We love you.
Sigh.
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sharvondaphotog:
Kai’s “controversial” poem. This topic I can definitely relate to as someone who was told in high school that I “act white” because I got straight A’s, and in college, “I thought you were stupid until you spoke” because I’m black. (Had to compress it all crazy to get it to upload to Tumblr. It had to be removed from “other outlets” due to verbal content. But...
The other day, JTT was at Trader Joe’s. I was so jaded that I wasn’t even excited about it and then 11-year-old me got so upset. She was like, “But Lindsay! What about our dreams about having a rich father who owned a casino and then JTT would be in the casino and see you rollerskating around the casino and think, ‘She’s so free-spirited, I have to get to know...
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Things That Seemed Very Important to Have in...
Sleeping bags
That’s it.
“You wouldn’t think I’d choose this Pusha T single over this Florence...”
– Me, on Spotify, alternately defying then absolutely meeting personal expectations
August 2011
8 posts
“Good, good. All my fondest.@ Subway on yet some pc”
– Good news, everyone. I’ve invented sleep texting.
Middle Class Snack Kids
I am a Middle Class Snack Kid. A Middle Class Snack Kid is the term I just coined for people who do not spend a lot on themselves on the whole, but are running themselves into the ground buying food and drink. We were raised in a house where the Goldfish crackers ran like water and friends came over after school for nachos and Saved By the Bell. We lived like this because we had two parents, who...
“Sitting on the edge of a metal folding chair in a sweltering parking lot, Donna...”
– Michele Bachmann, Tea Party Queen
Donna Fouts is going on my SNL character reel.
“No, what makes America look unreliable isn’t budget math, it’s politics. And...”
– Paul Krugman, Credibility, Chutzpah, and Debt
“Characteristically, the political intelligence, if it is to operate at all as a...”
– Richard Hofstadter, Anti-Intellectualism in American Life (1962)
It’s a long one, but a good one.
July 2011
25 posts
