Pun Hell
Him: but we're calling the cat Freddie Purrrcury for now. until a better pun comes up.
Me: ha
Him: i know - going straight to hell. whatever.
Me: luckily pun hell is actually sort of delightful. everyone sits around reading books and eating jellybeans and on Tuesdays, Oscar Wilde holds an open mic.
Him: hahaha. that sounds very nice.
Me: yeah
Him: and guess what? i'm not coming up with a pun for what i'm packing for pun hell. so take that pun hell.
Me: hm. now pun hell might not let you in.
Him: after 30 seconds of thought, still no pun. pun hell sounds like its a lot of work sometimes. i'll go with normal 'dante' hell.
Me: now you're going to pun purgatory, which consists entirely of eating dry crackers and watching Dan Brown try to hit on high school girls. Dan Brown is both dead and alive.
Him: all great people are. like god. and ayn rand.
Mar 2nd