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2009

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My friend Bret, with more thoughts on...

theidiotking: BRET: …it’s just weird to break up with a person. one minute you’re telling her all...
Mar 11th
rocket9: hilarysiegel: amandalynferri: The dolls are...
Mar 11th
“We’re Americans, goddammit. Ye shall know us by the...”
— Mark Morford, in his piece...
Mar 4th

I am the Apolo Ohno of this tumbl

Thanks to Mark Lisanti, I have involuntarily been the Apolo Ohno of declaring myself the Apolo Ohno...
Mar 2nd

Pun Hell

Him: but we're calling the cat Freddie Purrrcury for now. until a better pun comes up.
Me: ha
Him: i know - going straight to hell. whatever.
Me: luckily pun hell is actually sort of delightful. everyone sits around reading books and eating jellybeans and on Tuesdays, Oscar Wilde holds an open mic.
Him: hahaha. that sounds very nice.
Me: yeah
Him: and guess what? i'm not coming up with a pun for what i'm packing for pun hell. so take that pun hell.
Me: hm. now pun hell might not let you in.
Him: after 30 seconds of thought, still no pun. pun hell sounds like its a lot of work sometimes. i'll go with normal 'dante' hell.
Me: now you're going to pun purgatory, which consists entirely of eating dry crackers and watching Dan Brown try to hit on high school girls. Dan Brown is both dead and alive.
Him: all great people are. like god. and ayn rand.
Mar 2nd