May 2009
38 posts
“I’m not [her boyfriend]. Twelve-year-olds have boyfriends. I’m her...”
– ‘The Unusuals’ S1, Ep. 5
Damn, ‘Unusuals.’ That was kind of hot. Cheesy, sure. But hot.
April 2009
34 posts
yourkitchensink:
If you haven’t done so already I recommend going to the bottom left of your Facebook homepage and changing your language of choice to English (Pirate).
Thanks to Deb for pointing this out.
Facebook just pulled itself out of a tailspin.
Scopitones →
I’m in love. They’re all so ridiculous and I love them.
Ke-Ri Hanson →
evafay:
Geocities is shutting down. Go visit the fake webpage I made in 2002 before it’s gone forever!
This site is insidiously hilarious.
Diana Wright and I started a podcast. ...
5 Things You Didn't Know About Bea Arthur →
Via Neatorama.com.
I’ll miss ya, Bea. What a dame, huh?
The red-headed stepsibling to the Helvetica... →
WatchMy friends Jennie P and David made a very funny video, in which I got to be a featured extra. Watch me pretend not to care about Star Trek. That’s called acting; look it up.
“Sometime when you least expect it, you’ll realize that someone loved you. ...”
– The Simpsons, S20, Ep 16
This is how a cartoon stays on the air for 20 years.
I think I truly became a fan of The Simpsons when I was 15 and watched a re-run of And Maggie Makes Three. I’m glad to see that The Simpsons still takes those wholly sincere emotional moments.
yourmonkeycalled:
“HOWDOIWHATDOIWHODOIWHODOWE do...
Stuffed Diseases →
My mom sent me the link to this and to AMC’s B-Movie site (http://www.amctv.com/b-movies). I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: my mom’s the coolest. My mom wins at being my mom.
GUESTBREAKER: You Don't Like Me.
dealbreaker:
..And I really wish I had known that, like, three days ago before I asked you out. Or two days ago so I wouldn’t have wasted time planning and looking forward to it. Or maybe even just three hours ago so I wouldn’t have paid for dinner. Why’d you even say yes? A free meal? Do you get off on this? What kind of sick freak goes out on a date with someone they don’t like? If you roll...
Susceptible to Suggestion
Yesterday I listened to the Sound of Young America episode wherein he interviewed Mike Birbiglia in regards to his one man show about sleepwalking.
Then, in the middle of the night last night, I had to leap out of bed to escape a giant crystal chandelier that had been purposely released at my head by a team of super villains. But because the chandelier was fucking following me across the room, I...
Mis-read
lowindustrial:
Egos are like immune systems: They need to be challenged from time to time in order to ensure healthy development.
I’m reblogging this because for the past 24 hours I thought this said, “Eggs are like immune systems …” and I kept returning to the post, trying to suss out its meaning. It took an entire day for my brain to stop reading it incorrectly.
Dinah Washington’s ‘Relax Max.’
...
“[ STRAWBERRY ]
(25 to 35) - A tall woman, sexy and busty, over 5’...”
– Another fucking classic from Actors Access
“[ SUNNY ]
Lead / FEMALE / 18 TO 24 / 4’ 11’ - 5’ 5’...”
– A smattering of typical breakdowns for short/student films on Actors Access
Watchhonorstudent:
The amazing trailer for Moon: Sam Rockwell, Matt Berry, and model work instead of all CGI. Can’t. Wait.
Goddamn, I love Sam Rockwell.
GUESTBREAKER: You Like Me.
dealbreaker:
Why … why are you looking at me like that? We’re not even talking, we’re just getting on an escalator. There’s no reason to look at me right now. In fact, you shouldn’t be looking at me because you could trip. We’re about to get on moving stairs. So I don’t understand why you’re— Oh. Oh no. No, please, no. You’re studying my face, aren’t you? You’re standing there, not...
Why don't white people want to read about Michelle... →
Jezebel.com … shut the fuck up.
