April 2011
11 posts
Sandwich Run
Boss: Are you available to do a Subway sandwich run?
Me: Sure.
Boss: H would like a footlong turkey on wheat. With american cheese, tomatoes, avocado and a little bit of mayo. D would like a spicy italian with Pepper Jack, lettuce, green bell pepper, onion, banana pepper, and a little black pepper, and chipotle mayo. I would like a Turkey on wheat with Swiss, all veggies, a little mayo and a little dijon.
Me: Tell D I'm concerned about his spiciness quotient, but okay.
Boss: He's been alerted of your concern.
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Elevator Topics
Guy: A little cold out, huh?
Me: It is!
Guy: Yeah, your sweatshirt made me think of it.
Me: Yeah, it'll do that. I've been getting that a lot today.
Guy: . . .
Me: . . .
Guy: . . .
Me: So . . . it seems colder this year, doesn't it?
Guy: It does.
Me: But then maybe I don't remember what other years were like.
Guy: Yeah.
Me: God, this is boring.
Guy: Yeah, but if we didn't have the weather, then what would we talk about?
Me: That's very true. The list of acceptable elevator topics is a short one.
Guy: Well, have a good day!
Me: You too!
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