Oh, Toothpaste for Dinner.
This works for Alcohol Whale too, which is what I’ve decided Ambien Walrus’s counterpart is.
Oh, Toothpaste for Dinner.
This works for Alcohol Whale too, which is what I’ve decided Ambien Walrus’s counterpart is.
HAS ANYONE SEEN HIM?
Andrew Koenig (AK-47, the video guy on “Never Not Funny,” and “Boner” from “Growing Pains”) has been missing for a week, last seen 2/14 in Vancouver. Didn’t make his flight back to the US on 2/16. The Vancouver Police are involved, and lots of people are looking. Could you reblog this and help get the word out? And say some prayers or think some positive thoughts?
UPDATE: It’s not that I don’t appreciate the “like”s, but PLEASE DO REBLOG THIS. You might have followers in Vancouver, and though the presence of the word “Boner” may make this look like a joke, I assure you it isn’t. Thanks!
I was in an improv group with Andrew for a while and he’s a really decent, caring guy. So if you’re in Vancouver, readers, keep an eye out.
Mom and I just had an impromptu dance party to Journey. It consisted of Mom, in the kitchen, making me a chicken sandwich while sashaying back and forth - and of me, at my computer, punching the air. Both of us silent, neither of us commenting on it afterward.
If I can convey one overarching theme to my posts on Tumblr and Twitter about my mother, it is that I kind of wish she were my age so that we could be best friends and hang out all the time.
Facebook is trying to inspire me by telling me that NOW is, in itself, an event. So is the next NOW I experience. And it wants me to MAKE something happen tonight at 7pm, not just wait for an event to come to me. And Mondays may very well be the new Saturday, if I have the presence of mind to make it so. Thank you, Facebook. You’re right. Life is an event. LIFE ITSELF IS AN EVENT.
Whole Wide World - Wreckless Eric
I fall in love with the idea of you every time he says Ta-hi-ti.
This reminds me that I really enjoyed the movie Stranger Than Fiction and I don’t care who knows it.
Edmund Weiner, Deputy Chief Editor, OED
Edmund was Co-Editor with John Simpson of the Second Edition of the Oxford English Dictionary and is now Deputy Chief Editor. He is a member of the English Faculty at Oxford, and a Fellow of Kellogg College. He has a particular responsibility for the linguistic aspects of the dictionary text, as well as for words borrowed from unfamiliar languages. He invented a phonetic alphabet at the age of eleven and spent his teens collecting alphabets, trying to teach himself languages, or inventing his own, inspired by the works of J. R. R. Tolkien.
I don’t know about you guys, but if I could directly link my sexual desires to facts I find sexy, I would totally bone this guy.
Um, was JUST talking about Dru Hill.
(This is great, but in no way is R&B ridiculous.)
If you are a person who would enjoy this article (e.g. anyone), then you might also enjoy my friend Matt’s blog: Crab Meats.
Hey, Lindsay, remember when you were five years old and wanted nothing more than to be Crystal Gayle? Crystal Gayle with her crazy mane of hair that seemed to you the epitome of being pretty? Well, you’re not five anymore. You’re not Crystal Gayle, okay?
What I’m trying to say is you need a haircut. Your hair is long, but it looks sad. Cut your hair.
Sincerely,
Self