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And on January 3rd, like some horrible woman trying to hook you up with a slutbag in the middle of your loved one’s funeral, so comes Etsy with her Valentine’s Day wares when you’re still mourning the end of Christmas and New Year’s.
Until this moment, Etsy, I think I never really gauged your cruelty or your recklessness. You have done enough. Have you no sense of decency?

And on January 3rd, like some horrible woman trying to hook you up with a slutbag in the middle of your loved one’s funeral, so comes Etsy with her Valentine’s Day wares when you’re still mourning the end of Christmas and New Year’s.

Until this moment, Etsy, I think I never really gauged your cruelty or your recklessness. You have done enough. Have you no sense of decency?

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"Me and my ex-girlfriend…… Those were the good ol days… until I effed it all up being an immature tool bag now I’m a grown man crying in the dark listening to this song… LOL! well not crying in the dark, but I let a good one get away. One day I’ll get it right. Pray for me yall."

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This is happening.

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Meanwhile, Novadebt, the New Jersey debt consolidation company I’ve been making monthly payments to for the last five years, continues to charge me $5.

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“They’re all, like, ‘I’m a politician’ and you’re all like ‘Ewwwwwww.’”

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Pay attention, men. The Captain is at the helm. OF THIS DESK.

Pay attention, men. The Captain is at the helm. OF THIS DESK.

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joaniedearest:

HAPPY 77th BIRTHDAY, DAME MAGGIE!

b. Margaret Natalie Smith, December 28, 1934

Happy birthday, secret best friend.

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Sister

  • Taylor: Put your face in my hand.
  • Me: What?
  • Taylor: Put your face in my hand.
  • Me: What?
  • Taylor: Put your face in my hand.
  • (I put my hand in her hand. She holds it and shakes it and says to me in a very deliberate manner.)
  • Taylor: Tony. C.
  • Me: WHAT?
  • (She laughs uncontrollably and does not explain the meaning of what just took place.)
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Hollywood, yo (Taken with instagram)

Hollywood, yo (Taken with instagram)

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Oh it’s my sister! (Taken with instagram)

Oh it’s my sister! (Taken with instagram)