The other day, JTT was at Trader Joe’s. I was so jaded that I wasn’t even excited about it and then 11-year-old me got so upset. She was like, “But Lindsay! What about our dreams about having a rich father who owned a casino and then JTT would be in the casino and see you rollerskating around the casino and think, ‘She’s so free-spirited, I have to get to know her’ and then you two would be in looooooove?” And I was like, “11-year-old me, your run-on sentences are embarrassing.” And I paid for my food and left.