Katai Blerg

Non-Smartphone owners:

You are Neanderthal garbage. Perhaps you can sell enough of your surplus donkey pelts to raise the $199 necessary to upgrade your tin can to the introductory iPhone 4S. Get started on that now; you never know when your stone-hewn clamshell may break when you’re scratching text messages into the side of your cave, hoping your recipient will wander across it during next year’s hunt-migration. Have fun Occupying Wall Street, Zog.