Dear, ‘Seven Year Itch’:
I know you’re a classic. And yes, I love Billy Wilder. But I’m going to come out and say it:
Richard Sherman is a fucking asshole and no amount of hemming and hawing on his part is going to make him any less of an asshole.
Plus, you were kind of ripping off Unfaithfully Yours. You know you were.
Sincerely,
Lindsay Katai
