DEALMAKER: You Have a Beard Perhaps it is written into my lady DNA from centuries past. Whatever the reason: if you have a beard, I am 50% more likely to bone you. If you’re doing even one other thing right, your odds are now stupid favorable. Without even trying, your beard makes me think you have good taste in music, that your schlubby clothes are indie rock cool, and that you have the air of a potent, but gentle lover. Let’s do this, Mountain Man.

DEALMAKER: You Have a Beard

Perhaps it is written into my lady DNA from centuries past. Whatever the reason: if you have a beard, I am 50% more likely to bone you. If you’re doing even one other thing right, your odds are now stupid favorable. Without even trying, your beard makes me think you have good taste in music, that your schlubby clothes are indie rock cool, and that you have the air of a potent, but gentle lover. Let’s do this, Mountain Man.

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    the sad part is that it’s true.
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    beeaaardssss ♥
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    OH MY GOD MY LIFE
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  15. hannahesingleton reblogged this from flyingattreelevel and added:
    Don’t necessarily agree with this whole paragraph, but it is true that beard=dealmaker
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    tina-tina-tina:retrophonics:dealbreaker:lindsaykatai:...You Have a Beard Perhaps it is...
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    Someone finally gets it.
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    this girl has just recited every thought i’ve ever had inside my skanky peanut brain. well-bearded men are my only...
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    WHY IS THIS SO TRUE HAHA.
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    You Have a Beard Perhaps it is written into my lady DNA from centuries past. Whatever the reason: if you have a beard, I...
  47. bluebayou reblogged this from dealbreaker and added:
    yesyesathousandtimesyes
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    I think I’ve reblogged this before… But I’m going to do it again. Because I love beards.
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    HOLY SHIT! Becky, this makes me think of you!! aahahaha :-P
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    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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    Let’s do this, Mountain Man.
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    Let’s do this, Mountain Man.
  81. promtheme reblogged this from ohyourthoughts and added:
    thankyou matea. i also like to refer to it as ‘lumberjack love’. he has to shave when he works heaps but luckily he’s...
  82. ohyourthoughts reblogged this from dealbreaker and added:
    FOR SALLY AND HER MAN RIP BEARD DEPARTED :(
  83. fionab0rg reblogged this from dealbreaker and added:
    Hahaha best beard illustration I’ve seen. And. so. TRUE.
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    Hahahahaha, so true.
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    beard lusttt. :D
  89. kidemat reblogged this from dealbreaker and added:
    AHAH “let’s do this, mountain man” may be the best quote of my life. The rest of the DealBreakers/Makers are pretty spot...
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    yes (unless it is ugly)
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    this is my new favorite tumblr. also, this is true.
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    i laughed so hard at this. hurray beards.
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    Dear single ladies: if you like a nerdy guy with a beard, we should talk.
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    I am so rarely a fan of the cleanly shaven.
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    oh man, the bounty of inside jokes in this one.
  109. bethechange8890 reblogged this from nkta and added:
    ABSOLUTELY NOT! i love love love love love beards! They are gruff and rough and they are so manly and quite attractive...
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    If only I had such potent beard growing abilities as Big Wes.
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    “If you’re doing even one other thing right, your odds are now stupid favorable.” I just find those series of words...
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    this post was made for me. i love, love, love, love, love beards!
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    OHMAN. This is so true. Like…not even kidding. Now that I think about it, every guy I’ve ever been sexually attracted to...
  116. dharmmabumm reblogged this from veeka and added:
    yup. i, too, dig beards.
  117. veeka reblogged this from tersaudades and added:
    wish I could deny this:(
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    I am officially going to write this song at some point, possibly in this calendar year. I will have plenty of time,...
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    THIS IS SPREADING LIKE WILD FIRE ACROSS THE TUMBLR-VERSE. HELLO FOURTH TIME ON MY DASHBOARD.
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    Whole-Hearted Agreement
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    i don’t usually laugh out loud while reading things on the internet, probably because my soul is dead, but this one made...
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    Dealmaker. -o.s-
  135. nebraskagasm reblogged this from vela and added:
    The only physical attribute of mine I love is how soft my hair is, not only on my head but my beard. It’s like velvet.
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    One some guys they look ridiculous. I don’t always like making out with guys who have beards. I’m cool with it if...
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    hmmm…i guess i have my big beard because i am lazy and dislike shaving everyday. BUT now that i think about it, the...
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    It’s amazing what can make a difference. I think beards are like shoes for girls, they can change everything. For...
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    No. Fail. This is a fail in so many ways.
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    this is great haha. beards are the new black. and i find them strangely attractive. some dudes just cant pull it off...
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    MMMmMmmmmmmMMmmm
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    I don’t agree but my friend Danielle, the one with the Amish fetish, most certainly would.
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    the truest of dealmakers. also, when feeling lazy and boring: reblog.
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    DEALMAKER: You Have a Beard...Perhaps it is written into my lady DNA from centuries past....
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    This is dead on.
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    why is this everything i have ever thought about beards, minus a few tiny details. but still AAAAH.
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    TRUTH. if you have a beard i will 100 % bone you
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    I am guilty of this. Nothing like stubble to turn my lady parts into fire and brimstone. Add glasses and I’m a pillar of...
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    LOLLLL I spoke about beards ith Liam the other day and I think this was why he wanted to grow a beard :D Beard alphabet...
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    hahahaha love thiss. very true.
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    dealbreaker: lindsaykatai:
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    oh, oh truefacts!
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    DEALMAKER: You Have a Beard Perhaps it is written into my lady DNA from centuries past. Whatever the reason: if you have...
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    I had one of your songs stuck in my head the other day. That’s weird, huh?
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    Truer words have never been spoken.
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    YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES
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  189. hortenseg reblogged this from bingoparaphernalia and added:
    I am the exact opposite of this, and it is all due to the description of Mr. Twit’s beard in The Twits by Roald Dahl.
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  191. bingoparaphernalia reblogged this from natface and added:
    This is true. Mostly I will admire your sense in choosing to not apply a razor to your delicate facial skin in the...
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    THE FUCK? Yeahhhh, no, I’d...crazy but that’s a major deal breaker there, especially if...
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    this is so truefacts.
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    I am alone in this, but every beard looks like it smells like dried soup. Is it some sort of economic thing where you...
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    Hahaha. Scruff is definitely a must for me… =]
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