Mom Smells Something
- Mom: Is that you? That smell?
- Me: What? No. What smell?
- Mom: It's a B.O. smell.
- Me: (smells self) No.
- Mom: Is it me? (smells self) No.
- a minute goes by
- Mom: Do you wear deodorant every day?
- Me: Yes! Jesus! Yes. Jesus, Mom! Yes.
- Mom: (skeptical) Okay.
- five minutes go by
- Mom: Are you sure?
