Top 5 Indicators That I Am Musically Uncool

5. I think that Sunset Rubdown album is a big snoozer.

4. My ears don’t really know the difference between Bob Dylan and Lou Reed.

3. I like the song, “After All,” by Cher and Peter Cetera, which is the love theme to the Robert Downey, Jr. movie Chances Are, which, when I was 8 years old, I used to constantly force my family to rent.

2. Every time I am in the car, I have the thought, “SD’s soft rock radio station, KYXY, is not nearly as good as LA’s soft rock radio station, KOST.”

1. Radiohead Shmadiohead.