We have been internet pen pals for about a year and still havent run into each other in this god forsaken town
Atencio: I’m still at work like a jerk
Condi: still jerking it at work?
Condi: man I will REACH for a masturbation joke
Atencio:Yeah but will you reach AROUND for a jerkoff joke? BOOM!
Condi: JOKE TOUCHDOWN.At this point, I’m assuming Laura is just going out of her way to avoid me. NOT COOL, CONDI.
Condi and I happened to live in the same building for about two years (or, I lived there for two years, maybe she was there for less time). One time, she asked via text if I would be at UCB that night because she had a cupcake for me. I, sadly, was not going to UCB that night. An hour later, one of my roommates arrived home and handed me a cupcake, which she said she’d found on the roof of my car.
Laura Condi - loud, blonde, magical cupcake fairy.
