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Brian:
work made her cancel. also, she hates me. in that order
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me:
probably mostly the second
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Brian:
i'm pretty terrible
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me:
I certainly thought so upon meeting you
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Brian:
yeah. that was pretty bad. i'm surprised you didn't hit me.
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me:
I considered it, but realized it wouldn't improve you, so why bother.
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Brian:
i probably would have just gone smashing things
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me:
and that would only have stirred up the ghosts
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Brian:
i dunno, i just didn't really get the ghost vibe. maybe i was doing it wrong
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me:
that was only part of the reason you were awful - your refusal to get the ghost vibe
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Brian:
what was the main part?
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me:
probably your forehead. it just gave me the impression that if it could speak, it would be very rude to me
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Brian:
is it the big penis sticking out of it?
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me:
that too
