Matthew Broderick is in the particular episode of Faerie Tale Theatre I posted. I made the mistake of glancing down at the YouTube comments for a moment and saw that someone wrote, “Hey, isn’t that the guy who played Inspector Gadget?”

Don’t people in this world recognize Ferris Bueller when they see him? What is he, a unicorn? And what is this, The Last Unicorn? And who am I, Mommy Fortuna? And what do I need to do, put a false horn on his head, just so that people will recognize him?

Apparently this is the part of my tumblr wherein I set out to prove that a) I am a lady and b) I was born in the ’80s. I think I’ve done that, but just in case: My Little Pony, She-Ra, Labyrinth, Popples, Jim Henson, Pound Puppies, Gummi Bears, Mister Rogers, Legend, Debbie Gibson.

There.