Every morning as I get ready for work, I have the supreme luck of being able to watch The Golden Girls on the Hallmark channel.
Things advertised during Golden Girls:
- insurance
- funeral planning
- cat food
- Life Alert
- Touched By An Angel
Which means they’re focusing way too heavily on their senior demo and not nearly enough on their hipster demo, which would allow them to advertise:
- American Apparel
- bicycles
- thrift stores
- haircuts
- art stores
- Pitchfork
- light beer
- sound equipment
- sunglasses
- insurance, ironically
- funeral planning, ironically
- cat food, not ironically
- Life Alert, ironically
- Touched By An Angel, ironically, but then kind of not, but then, yes, ironically
