Can’t wait for Halloween so I can pick a generic “slutty ______” costume the night before.

theidiotking:

sade:

So many options! Slutty cop! Slutty sailor! Slutty cat! Slutty Pocohantas!

Can I suggest Slutty Slut?

 Last year, me and my buddy Chris D’Anna decided the epitome of the slutty girl Halloween costume would be “Slutty Baby Hitler.”