Clarification on awful erectile dysfunction radio spot
Supporting my theory that I am supposed to think this girl is a real-life pop star, here is the actual beginning to that commercial:
“Years ago George Gershwin wrote the song that is every girl-singer’s dream: (sings) One day he’ll come along, the man I love. I was lucky - for me, that man came early …”
“Girl-singer?” It’s confirmed. We are all supposed to assume that she is a famous “girl-singer.” You know … those girl-singers that we all know and love? Who’s your favorite girl-singer? Mine would probably be Miley Cirus. I bet Miley and whoeverthefuckthisisinthisstupidradiospot, I bet whenever they’re at their girl-singer meetings, they all talk about how they all wish they could sing ‘The Man I Love’ and then they talk about whether the man they love can get it up. And then they sing. While being girls. Which probably means they sing into either hairbrushes or tampons.
This radio spot is in a tie for The Worst, because of its intricate and yet not-at-all intricate backstory. It’s tied with the Bumblebee Tuna jingle, which is far simpler, but somehow more irritating.
