Chris and I discuss G-chat emoticons

  • me: thanks :)
  • (re: smiley face)
  • me: ew, roll face is back
  • Chris: i love roll face. almost as much as roll heart.
  • me: I like roll heart better
  • Chris: me too
  • me: roll face is smug as fuck
  • Chris: what the fuck did roll face ever do to you, except roll. christ, lindsay, cut people a break in this lifetime
  • me: I slept with it. it never called me
  • Chris: figures. we've been through this
  • me: fucking typical roll faces
  • Chris: i know its all great when roll face is sideways, hes all off kilter and different than the other faces, but then he ROLLS back to normal, time and time again. you know that
  • me: and it's like it only goes on its side again when I come back to it, but then it's all upright again
  • Chris: as soon as you leave roll face alone, hes right side up
  • me: but it's different with me!
  • Chris: i hate to tell you this. but your roll face goes on his side with me too
  • me: oh my God :....( cry face is always real with me
  • Chris: i think you found the perfect face for you
  • me: he gets me
  • Chris: to me it looks like he is jizzing into a butt cheek. but thats just me
  • (pause)
  • Chris: did i just end this?