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Me:
Hey, check out Tiny Me!
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Mom:
I was just gonna say that! That little girl looks just like you. Except you didn't wear glasses then.
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Me:
Yeah, she's like Tiny Me, but from now.
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Mom:
And it's the headband.
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(I wore headbands all the time.)
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Mom:
She's like your daughter.
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Me:
She could be my daughter.
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Mom:
No, she couldn't. How old is she?
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Me:
Nine maybe.
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Mom:
No. Well, I guess ... let's see, if you were 15--
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Me:
No, Mom. It's 2009. She could really be my daughter. I would have been 18.
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Mom:
Oh, yeah. She could.
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Me:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'M OOOOOOOOOOOLD!