Watching 'Modern Family'

  • Me: Hey, check out Tiny Me!
  • Mom: I was just gonna say that! That little girl looks just like you. Except you didn't wear glasses then.
  • Me: Yeah, she's like Tiny Me, but from now.
  • Mom: And it's the headband.
  • (I wore headbands all the time.)
  • Mom: She's like your daughter.
  • Me: She could be my daughter.
  • Mom: No, she couldn't. How old is she?
  • Me: Nine maybe.
  • Mom: No. Well, I guess ... let's see, if you were 15--
  • Me: No, Mom. It's 2009. She could really be my daughter. I would have been 18.
  • Mom: Oh, yeah. She could.
  • Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'M OOOOOOOOOOOLD!
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