This Is What Happens When Your Ex Takes Over Your Apartment Lease, You Move to San Diego, and You Forget to Change Your Shipping Address On Paypal
- Me: You're definitely going to get my damn shirt. Lemme know when it comes! Probably not til Nov.
- Danforth: Gosh! A kingly gift! Thank you!
- Me: No! It's my shirt! DAMN YOU - IT'S MY SHIRT! You better not wear my shirt. (PAUSE) Great. Now I feel like a jerk because I'm not letting you have my shirt.
- Danforth: OH! I get it -- wrong address. Okey doke. (PAUSE) I was confused. Be a shirt-wearing jerk. See if I care.
- Me: I'll buy you another shirt. That's a shirt for a girl anyway. YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT. (PAUSE) I have to buy you something to relieve my guilt now.
- Danforth: Yay! Goo-gaws!
