The full title is actually Arguing With Idiots: How Its Entirely My Fault That You Have to - I’m Sorry. I wonder if Mr. Beck is going to be very upset that they left that last part off. I bet he’ll cry aaaaaaaaaaall over that publishing office, until eventually, he shrinks himself and has to swim through the keyhole to escape. And then he goes to a tea party— Oh, shit. I think I have to write a symbolic reimagining of Alice in Wonderland now and make a billion dollars. Does anyone have the phone number for the executor of Lewis Carroll’s estate? (Via thefeeling)

The full title is actually Arguing With Idiots: How Its Entirely My Fault That You Have to - I’m Sorry. I wonder if Mr. Beck is going to be very upset that they left that last part off. I bet he’ll cry aaaaaaaaaaall over that publishing office, until eventually, he shrinks himself and has to swim through the keyhole to escape. And then he goes to a tea party—

Oh, shit. I think I have to write a symbolic reimagining of Alice in Wonderland now and make a billion dollars. Does anyone have the phone number for the executor of Lewis Carroll’s estate?

(Via thefeeling)