I like how you’re secretly 85.
- Lilan Bowden, five years ago, based on the music playing in my car
What are you? 90?
- Mom, two weeks ago, because I started listening to the Singers & Swing music station through the cable box
I just realized that Mom’s and Lilan’s timelines match up perfectly. They both think I’m the same age and that I’m a decrepit music weirdo.
