“Yes, hello. I would like to order one giant Lincoln portrait to hang above my mantle. Thank you. Oh, you know what? I would also like to order a mantle. Thank you. Oh, I forgot. I would like to order a house in which to keep this mantle. And while you’re at it, I would like to order one adult life with which to support this house, with its mantle, and its Lincoln portrait. Thank you. Oh, and a bag of Kettle Chips. Honey Dijon if you have them.”
- order I just placed with the Store of Everything, which should exist
