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Mom:
I bought this new wine stopper.
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Me:
Neat.
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Mom:
You leave it in and you can pour from it.
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Me:
Neat. Of course, it shares a name with a vibrator.
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Mom:
What?
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Me:
"The Rabbit." It's a vibrator too.
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Mom:
Oh.
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Me:
It kinda looks like it too.
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Mom:
Well, hey, double duty.
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Me:
Yeah.
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Mom:
Of course, I wouldn't want to drink wine out of it afterward.
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Me:
No.
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Mom:
...
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Me:
...
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Mom:
...
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Me:
This gets grosser the more I think about it.
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Mom:
I know. You're the one who brought it up!
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Me:
I know! Why did I do that?!
