Me: We’re working to stop ocean pollution.
Man: Ah, you’ll want to come back and talk to my wife.
Me: Oh, yeah?
Man: She’s at your end of the spectrum.
Me: So you’re not then?
Man: Oh, no. I would gather you all on a ship and drown you in the middle of the ocean if I could.
Me: I see.
Man: But she’ll love you!
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