Who Died
- Mom: Did you hear who died?
- Me: Yeah. Can you believe it?
- Mom: I know. Poor little old lady.
- Me: What? Wait. Who are you talking about?
- Mom: The little old lady from 'Poltergeist.'
- Me: I was talking about J.D. Salinger.
- Mom: WHAT?!
- Me: J.D. Salinger died.
- Mom: Ugh. My stupid Facebook friends.