Who Died

  • Mom: Did you hear who died?
  • Me: Yeah. Can you believe it?
  • Mom: I know. Poor little old lady.
  • Me: What? Wait. Who are you talking about?
  • Mom: The little old lady from 'Poltergeist.'
  • Me: I was talking about J.D. Salinger.
  • Mom: WHAT?!
  • Me: J.D. Salinger died.
  • Mom: Ugh. My stupid Facebook friends.
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