Quesadillas

  • Mom: Want a quesadilla?
  • Me: Sure!
  • Mom: Heyyyyyy.
  • Me: Oh, yeah. We're out of cheese.
  • Mom: Then why did you put the bag back?
  • Me: Because I left enough for one more.
  • Mom: No, you didn't.
  • Me: Oh. I was drunk.
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