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Me: So Starfleet sends Sisko to the space station because they want Bajor to join the United Federation of Planets. The Cardassians--
Mom: Oh, I know them. They have a reality show, don't they?
Me: Yes. Kim Cardassian and her large butt have exhausted Bajor's natural resources, so she and her awful family leave to have their own reality show and torture Earth. Also, there's a wormhole.

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