I am the Apolo Ohno of this tumbl
Thanks to Mark Lisanti, I have involuntarily been the Apolo Ohno of declaring myself the Apolo Ohno of things for the last forty minutes.
Examples:
I am the Apolo Ohno of eating this cookie.
I am the Apolo Ohno of this colon cleanse powder.
I am the Apolo Ohno of taking this towel down in order to be the Apolo Ohno of taking a shower.
This is what happens when a joke gets stuck in your head like a song.
(Sidenote: sketch idea - someone says “Apolo Ohno” and the Kool-Aid man immediately shows up. End of sketch.)
