Roadside Sex
Mom likes giving me shit about my one IMDB credit being a short called Roadside Sex, in which I’m giving a trucker a blow job.
So I rented a movie called Trucker and we’re watching it now. This is the conversation that took place through the opening credits:
Mom: You sure this isn’t the movie you’re in?
Me: Actually, yes. That’s me, giving a blow job off to the side.
Mom: Looks a lot like it.
Me: You mean because it’s dark and everyone’s indistinguishable?
Mom: And ‘cause there’s trucks.
Me: Yes. All movies with trucks are just one movie.
Mom: Maybe this is just what was happening in another scene.
Me: Yeah. They’re about to say, “Meanwhile, in another truck, Lindsay Katai is giving a fake blow job to a dude from her improv class, who didn’t fully explain what this short was all about.”
