abedinthemorning:

jonahray:

RIGHT?!
(via My best buddy Donald via asilentflute)

Wow

Lady version: a C-cup and an IQ 20 points lower than whoever put you in the Friend Zone.
Hey-O!
Or: Mario’s driving that car to a dumb Princess with an ample rack who doesn’t know how to make him laugh and hates his friends. Off screen there’s a girl who liked him before the ugly car and bank roll that turned him into a douchebag.
Hey-O?

abedinthemorning:

jonahray:

RIGHT?!

(via My best buddy Donald via asilentflute)

Wow

Lady version: a C-cup and an IQ 20 points lower than whoever put you in the Friend Zone.

Hey-O!

Or: Mario’s driving that car to a dumb Princess with an ample rack who doesn’t know how to make him laugh and hates his friends. Off screen there’s a girl who liked him before the ugly car and bank roll that turned him into a douchebag.

Hey-O?