Discourse with Mom
- Mom: They're comparing American Idol to Clash of the Titans.
- Me: More like Clash of the . . . (thinking) . . . (thinking) . . . (thinking) . . . KITTENS!
- Mom: That's not funny. Don't put that on your Facebook.
- Me: I'm putting it on my Facebook!
- Mom: Don't put it on your Facebook!
- Me: I'M PUTTING IT ON MY FACEBOOK! YOU CAN'T STOP ME!
- Mom: No!
- Me: Also, it's not Facebook.
- Mom: Whatever.
