less gross than you’d think, more adorable than you’d expect.
Well, Dave found it adorable, so I gave it a shot. Here are my results:
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: … hi
Stranger: awooga rule1 etc
Stranger: fuck off
You: ha
You: thanks for confirming why this is a terrible idea
Stranger: yeah mate its all you get on here
Stranger: cunts who are fucking happy as larry with forum cliche shite
You: so what brought you then?
Stranger: dunno
Stranger: you?
You: wondered what horrible fate might await me, I suppose
Stranger: fair enough
Stranger: this is too normal
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Fin.
