DEALBREAKER: You’re this guy.
Here’s my criticism: you’re an MBA-wielding douchebag. My resolution: to stay the hell away from Skybar in Los Angeles, where you are inevitably buying $350 bottles of Absolut Vodka and telling women that you generate results … in bed.
Business Card Wow
“It took me 25 years to design this. … It doesn’t fit in a Rolodex because it doesn’t belong in a Rolodex.”
The perfect companion piece to Am. Psycho’s classic b-card scene.
(via Allie, who surprise-delivers prizes via IM like a cat bringing a dead bird to a doorstep)
