GUESTBREAKER: You Don’t Like Me.

dealbreaker:

..And I really wish I had known that, like, three days ago before I asked you out. Or two days ago so I wouldn’t have wasted time planning and looking forward to it. Or maybe even just three hours ago so I wouldn’t have paid for dinner. Why’d you even say yes? A free meal? Do you get off on this? What kind of sick freak goes out on a date with someone they don’t like? 
If you roll your eyes at one more of my jokes I’m gonna punch you in the mouth.

A Guest Dealbreaker written by Gus, who is great. Also, it’s an unofficial response to THIS guestbreaker. Let the flame war begin!?

Oh, snap.