Katai Blerg

Cynthia: The Mannequin Who Became a Superstar

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 10:24:12 -0800

Cynthia: The Mannequin Who Became a Superstar:

Hey, who feels like being super creeped out this morning?

Me, Jennie Church-Cooper, Jean Dujardin, and Erin Gibson, after...

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 12:47:00 -0800

Me, Jennie Church-Cooper, Jean Dujardin, and Erin Gibson, after shooting a video at Funny or Die on Sunday.

YES, I SAID JEAN DUJARDIN. STAR OF THE “OSS 117” MOVIES AND “THE ARTIST,” OSCAR NOMINEE, AND ALL-AROUND HANDSOME FRENCH MAN.

While you were watching the Super Bowl and The Voice … well, I was also watching those things. But then immediately after, I was getting my hand kissed and my face touched by Jean Dujardin. Suck it, Internet.

Big thank you to Alex Fernie, for writing/directing/inviting me to be in the video and also for taking this photo.

Man, I need a haircut.

chriskelly: Yelle - Comme Un Enfant (Freaks Remix) Wanna smile...

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 11:59:32 -0800

chriskelly:

Yelle - Comme Un Enfant (Freaks Remix)

Wanna smile real, real big?

This video is incredible. And Nathan Barnatt is crazy talented.

The whole thing is great, but gets especially impressive at 1:55.

This video is magical. Nathan is great.

Being Alive

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 11:48:01 -0800

Oh no, is everyone looking at me?

What if no one ever looks at me?

They also think my hair looks weird today. Why does my hair look so weird today?

Do I wipe enough when I go to the bathroom? What if I wipe too much?

Does everyone know I just pooped?

I want gummy bears. I don’t feel like getting gummy bears.

What is going on with my mouth? Is my mouth like other people’s mouths?

I have so much I want to do! But I’m pretty tired.

Should I decorate my desk?

What if I just laid down under my desk? What would happen?

Is 3pm yet? No, it’s 11:46am.

Gorilla gorilla

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 11:41:00 -0800

decaport:

Gorilla gorilla was walking to Juliet’s house. She gave him a graham
cracker. And they played ice cream!

Then they walked to Bella’s house and ate graham crackers and played
ice cream together.

Juju was pink ice cream, Gorilla Gorilla was white ice cream and Bella
was green ice cream and June was the person!

My boss started a Tumblr for his three-year-old (four-year-old?) daughter’s stories and I think it’s great.

cocktailscast: Ep. 31 - Teen Girl Tribunal Diana and Katai have...

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 14:13:52 -0800

cocktailscast:

Ep. 31 - Teen Girl Tribunal

Diana and Katai have Pok Pok Gin Rickeys and discuss the Mayans, teen girls, and more. Also, Katai laughs until she cries as Diana tells the story of how she shit her pants SEVEN TIMES on Christmas.

It’s my return to editing the podcast. Huge thanks to Diana for having taken over editing duties the last five episodes. And for shitting her pants seven times and then telling the world about it.

Toilet store. (Taken with instagram)

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 15:55:29 -0800

Toilet store. (Taken with instagram)

Gone Out of Business (Taken with instagram)

Wed, 04 Jan 2012 16:08:00 -0800

Gone Out of Business (Taken with instagram)

As opposed to outie (Taken with instagram)

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 14:52:00 -0800

As opposed to outie (Taken with instagram)

Not so new anymore (Taken with instagram)

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 14:43:00 -0800

Not so new anymore (Taken with instagram)

And on January 3rd, like some horrible woman trying to hook you...

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 12:25:06 -0800

And on January 3rd, like some horrible woman trying to hook you up with a slutbag in the middle of your loved one’s funeral, so comes Etsy with her Valentine’s Day wares when you’re still mourning the end of Christmas and New Year’s.

Until this moment, Etsy, I think I never really gauged your cruelty or your recklessness. You have done enough. Have you no sense of decency?

"Me and my ex-girlfriend…… Those were the good ol days… until I effed it all up being an immature..."

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 17:13:00 -0800

“Me and my ex-girlfriend…… Those were the good ol days… until I effed it all up being an immature tool bag now I’m a grown man crying in the dark listening to this song… LOL! well not crying in the dark, but I let a good one get away. One day I’ll get it right. Pray for me yall.”

- imfreeinfinity (via maryjbligevideocomments)

This is happening.

Photo

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 14:56:14 -0800

Verizon Scraps $2 "Convenience Fee"

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 13:31:00 -0800

Verizon Scraps $2 "Convenience Fee":

Meanwhile, Novadebt, the New Jersey debt consolidation company I’ve been making monthly payments to for the last five years, continues to charge me $5.

Teens React to Rick Perry's Anti-Gay Commercial

Thu, 29 Dec 2011 14:54:00 -0800

Teens React to Rick Perry's Anti-Gay Commercial:

“They’re all, like, ‘I’m a politician’ and you’re all like ‘Ewwwwwww.’”

Pay attention, men. The Captain is at the helm. OF THIS DESK.

Wed, 28 Dec 2011 17:51:00 -0800

Pay attention, men. The Captain is at the helm. OF THIS DESK.

joaniedearest: HAPPY 77th BIRTHDAY, DAME MAGGIE! b....

Wed, 28 Dec 2011 17:06:00 -0800

joaniedearest:

HAPPY 77th BIRTHDAY, DAME MAGGIE!

b. Margaret Natalie Smith, December 28, 1934

Happy birthday, secret best friend.

Sister

Tue, 06 Dec 2011 21:49:14 -0800

Taylor: Put your face in my hand.
Me: What?
Taylor: Put your face in my hand.
Me: What?
Taylor: Put your face in my hand.
(I put my hand in her hand. She holds it and shakes it and says to me in a very deliberate manner.)
Taylor: Tony. C.
Me: WHAT?
(She laughs uncontrollably and does not explain the meaning of what just took place.)

Hollywood, yo (Taken with instagram)

Mon, 21 Nov 2011 14:12:29 -0800

Hollywood, yo (Taken with instagram)

Oh it’s my sister! (Taken with instagram)

Wed, 16 Nov 2011 23:41:20 -0800

Oh it’s my sister! (Taken with instagram)